To celebrate the Lakers victory like the jackasses downtown, we knew we had to think like an idiot. What do they drink?
Ah Ha! Something cheap that will get you f-ed up in a hurry. The answer, Cisco, fortified wine type drink. This is the “cocktail” of winos. And after trying it, I see why. I went with the blue raspberry which was blue but not really raspberry. After about two pulls (that’s wino speak) I was feeling pretty good. The taste was that of bad, really bad, cough syrup. After the third pull, I was ready to throw on my over sized white tee, saggy jeans, and tilted Lakers cap (sticker still attached to the stiff brim) and turn over some cars. Or just hang out on the street corner.
To hear my reaction, listen to the podcast here.